☺ My Funny Dad ☺

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I think my dad had nothing better to do the other day so he decided to send this to me via e-mail:

RECENTLY REGISTERED CHINESE BABY NAMES BORN IN PINAS:


Born in the dark = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born on Sunday = Lyn Go
Born in error = Mali Sia
Born during a quarrel = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to fart = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yoon
Born handsome = Ah koh Yoon
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka??? = Nath Ting